Memes? On my blog? It's more likely than you think

fortzancudo:

fortzancudo:

literally had a customer come up to me as i was making her drinks and say “your name shouldnt be finn. it means fair haired and you have dark hair.” thanks man!!!!!

@magicalgirlpenny JFHDIDJFJFK

commodorecliche:

I’M LOSING MY SHIT AT THESE REPLIES HOLY FUCK

guerra-0912:

hayleyolivia:

deluxeloy:

Human: Deal.

Fey: Very well. When you return home tonight, your mother will be in pristine health again. It will be like she never fell ill at all. Even the memory of her suffering will fade…

Human: Thank you so much. She means everything to me.

Fey: I know, I know. Let’s hope the price wasn’t too much for you after all… Only time will tell.

Human: So, when do we start?

Fey: …If I may ask you to elaborate?

Human: You said you wanted my firstborn.

Fey: Yes? And you agreed?

Human: Yeah, so, when do we start?

Fey:

Fey, blushing: Ah.

So good. It deserved a some art.

turing-tested:

m86:

turing-tested:

self care is putting yourself to bed on a regular schedule because it’s the base treatment for mood disorders

there’s no twist or anything it’s just really really good for u to sleep at consistent times

me reading this at 5am:

me, reading my own post at 5am:

despazito:

despazito:

i’m just trying to get therapy please don’t patronize me

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

the human characters in homestuck all have normal names. you could name your child Dave and nobody would ever know. it would just be your little secret.